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Friday, May 8, 2009

Neccessity Is The Mother Of Invention



I'm not sure if you all
have resorted to things such as
the Diet Patch,
but don't waste your money.

I have invented a home-made
diet patch of my own and
it works wonders!

Buy a box of large size
Band-aids.
Take a heavy duty hole punch
and place a hole directly
in the center of each
bandage.

Apply bandage to mouth.

Place a bendy straw in hole
to take in water,
protein shakes, Slim Fast
or Jack Daniels.

Change soiled bandage
when covered with cookie crumbs,
pizza cheese,
or anything else you tried to eat
through that little hole.

Let me know how it works for you!

1 comments:

sisterlinda said...

You are so funny! Maybe our husbands or kids, would like that idea, cause it would also keep us from talking! Maybe we should just all install timers on our pantrys and frigs to only open certain times of the day...like 3 times? You better get what you need, in that time, or sorry you just can't eat! Of course that would not keep me from a secret stash of candy bars or chips in the bedroom dresser!