Neccessity Is The Mother Of Invention

I'm not sure if you all
have resorted to things such as
the Diet Patch,
but don't waste your money.

I have invented a home-made
diet patch of my own and
it works wonders!

Buy a box of large size
Band-aids.
Take a heavy duty hole punch
and place a hole directly
in the center of each
bandage.

Apply bandage to mouth.

Place a bendy straw in hole
to take in water,
protein shakes, Slim Fast
or Jack Daniels.

Change soiled bandage
when covered with cookie crumbs,
pizza cheese,
or anything else you tried to eat
through that little hole.

Let me know how it works for you!