How is it that you can sweat
ten buckets of perspiration
and not lose a pound-
but one donut hole
slaps 12 ounces to your thighs?
Diets aren't fair.
I thought that working outside in 90+
degree heat and 100 percent humidity,
I might experience the same benefits
as spending the day in a sauna,
but-
no.
Not gonna happen.
All I lost was
the shine in my hair,
a favorite flip-flop,
and the lid to the
gas can.
I figured I could have
lost more weight
kicked back in my recliner
eating granola bars and
watching Cops
than I did killing myself
with a hoe and a weed eater.
Diets aren't fair.
Or fun.
But just like
bad hair
and pimples
and hot flashes
and husbands-
You just gotta live with 'em.
Make the best of it
and take it one day at a time.
I just wish someone
would have told me
that my plateau
was going to be 100 miles wide
and a 100 days long!
All of us here
are after the same thing.
Why is it so hard to find?
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12 years ago
1 comments:
BOY, OH BOY! It sure would be nice of this hot temperature would take off the pounds. I would be outside for 8 hours straight, lounging in a chair reading a book just watching the pounds sweat away!
Diets are not easy! They take a lot of work and will power! I vow each and every week to do better...one of these weeks I will REALLY mean it!
Let's just hang in there and keep on trying. I hope I find this "thin thing" If not it has been so much fun reading this blog!
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