To Each His Own

Women’s Health came up with a fun list of 100 wacky ways to burn 100 calories. I have posted 13- with my own commentary:

1. Slather on lip balm 765 times. (Then look like you just french kissed Mr. Petroleum Jelly)
   
2. Lip sync George Michael’s Faith 16 times. -I know not every bod-day, has gotta bod-day like you!” (This one's for you, Kari!)
   
3. Swing a lasso over your head 375 times. (And look like an idiot doing it).
   
4. Shear three sheep. (Seen any hanging around lately?)
   
5. Let a Great Dane walk you for 13 minutes at 5 mph. (Or a horse at 30mph)
   
6. Wash, halve, and seed two acorn squash, then watch them bake for 30 minutes. (Fun times...)
   
7. Walk backward in the park for 43 minutes. ( Hit tree. Get ran over by bus. End of diet).
   
8. Sing the Grease original soundtrack from start to finish. (Olivia Newton John, I aint!)
   
9. E-mail for 68 minutes. (Do chain letters count?)
   
10. Stay up on a unicycle for 20 minutes. (My record is 1/3 second.)
    
11. Sleep in for an hour and 53 minutes. (I can do this!)
    
12. Floss and gargle with Listerine after each brushing. (Good if you do it 3X a day).
    
13. Show off your bowling skills for 34 minutes. (I usually clean the gutters!)

So- you see- there is more than just a treadmill and an exercise bike!
I will strive to do all the above, plus more.

But, I can't write this without adding
my personal all time favorite-

Runnin' with the Devil!
Yoo-Hoo!